1000th Post : Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:18 pm
Took some doing but I'm finally here. Thought I would try and make people laugh with it so here goes with a joke. Be warned I'm not that clever with them 
English man, Irish man and scots man walking through a farmers field. next thing they hear a gun shot and a mans voice shout "get off my land" so they run and hide in the barn. They see 3 sacks on the floor so they decide to each get in 1 and hide.
A few seconds later the farmer walks in and says "I know your in here and when I find you I will kill you" farmer goes walking around and when he thinks all hope is lost he sees the 3 sacks.
He walks up to the first 1 and boots in. Englishman goes "woof woof". Farmer thinks it's the dogs playing.
He then walks to the second sack and boots it. Scotsman goes "meow". Farmer thinks its cats playing.
Finally he walks up to the third sack where the Irishman is and boots it. Irishman goes..."potatoes"..............
I tried
