Grendel wrote:
Kinda why I asked.
Is it "Welsh" or "Wrexham" or "Wandering" or something else "W"-ish?
The letter 'W' is the initial of legendary druid wizard Wanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrogriffithspricewilliams of Bridgend.
In 1951, the town of Bridgend broke away from Britain and established a new country, the country was called 'Bridgend Country'. Lleyton Samuel became the first prime minister of Bridgend Country and his kingdom was situated in a small souless area of unconsecrated ground in the town next door to Tesco called
Brewerius Fieldicus in Olde English. However he abdicated due to rumours surfacing that he was employing antipodeans without visas that had not been personally approved by King Gwilliam Ap Gruffyth the unstable, lord of Aberdare.
Wanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrogriffithspricewilliams met his end when he decided to cross Offas Dyke and kill the heathen English hoardes from over the border.
Sadly Maggie Thatcher was too strong for him and in an act of revenge for Wanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrogriffithspricewilliams foolishness, she disguised herself as a Valley girl by dying her hair with some hair dye stolen from Hypervalue, rubbing gravy browning on all her exposed flesh and wearing white leggings and a black polyester size 26 primark top. Fitting in undetected amongst the local girls she then invaded Wales and killed all the miners.
Wanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrogriffithspricewilliams body was buried in a small field just off the A5 near Gobowen in North Wales and it's said that his spirit will repel all attempts by bitter and twisted Widnes fans to get Wanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrogriffithspricewilliams Crusaders thrown out of superleague.
