Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Tue May 08, 2012 11:33 am  

Played Crazy Golf a couple of weeks ago, destroyed Ms. Terrorist, no room for sentiment in that game.

Best ever Crazy Golf course was the one at Hornsea Pottery where if you rang the bell in the windmill on the last hole you got a free round.

And they had a talking Minor Bird. Crushed a wasp that landed on my ice cream when I was about three, learned that they sting that day.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Tue May 08, 2012 12:10 pm  

All that proves is that you are crazy, or crazier than Ms. Terrorist.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Tue May 08, 2012 5:00 pm  

Sandra The Terrorist wrote:

Played Crazy Golf a couple of weeks ago, destroyed Ms. Terrorist, no room for sentiment in that game.

I adopt a similar mentality when I play Gator Golf with my son. I wipe the floor with him every time - he doesn't even get close. Then I do that 'L' thing with my fingers near my forehead to prove that, not only am I awesome at Gator Golf, but I'm really cool as well.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Tue May 08, 2012 5:59 pm  

Sandra The Terrorist wrote:

Played Crazy Golf a couple of weeks ago, destroyed Ms. Terrorist, no room for sentiment in that game.

Best ever Crazy Golf course was the one at Hornsea Pottery where if you rang the bell in the windmill on the last hole you got a free round.

And they had a talking Minor Bird. Crushed a wasp that landed on my ice cream when I was about three, learned that they sting that day.

Yes but they cheated because the sails went round really fast. I don't remember that minor bird saying much - not as much as the one in Penny's down Ella Street.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Tue May 08, 2012 6:18 pm  

Travesty:

Raking someone's eyes,
Isn't the same as gouging,
Yours, the RFL.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Tue May 08, 2012 7:36 pm  

I've just watched Mild Rover on BGT. Some good, fast, xylophoning there.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Tue May 08, 2012 7:46 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

I adopt a similar mentality when I play Gator Golf with my son. I wipe the floor with him every time - he doesn't even get close. Then I do that 'L' thing with my fingers near my forehead to prove that, not only am I awesome at Gator Golf, but I'm really cool as well.

I don't know what Gator golf is but I'm glad to see you relentlessly besting your son.

Character building.

When I got called up to Hull Schools RL team my Dad's idea, as a sixteen stone bloke was to teach me how to tackle people by running over me like steam roller.

Character building.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Tue May 08, 2012 8:12 pm  

That hedgehog is just taunting me by rustling in the bushes.

Why doesn't it come out so I can peck the nice person?

A fox would be a rubbish pet, is a rubbish pet, kept trying to kill me.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Tue May 08, 2012 8:19 pm  

It was the fattest fox I've ever seen. They're all scrawny little things out here.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Tue May 08, 2012 8:41 pm  

Edith wrote:

It was the fattest fox I've ever seen. They're all scrawny little things out here.

You live in the countryside. When I lived in the wilds I never saw foxes, I lived inner city for a while, saw loads, back in the wilds, see none.

Foxes aren't the nicest of creatures really, although I do like the way they annoy the upper classes. When I had a farm job I always enjoyed being able to annoy the local land owner by not allowing his hunt on our land.