Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:11 pm  

One of the Guineas is dead, well nearly dead. The kids couldn't care less, the only thing that upset them was they missed out on a visit to the cinema because we were at the vets.
It better be ok, it's just cost me 50 squid in vets bills.

The suns out.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:20 pm  

dum-dum wrote:

They'd not fit you, shorty.

U never heard of 6 inch heels

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:22 pm  

roversmad wrote:

Yup

Don't u think it wud be cool for a place like that to be opened again am seriously thinking of getting sum of the retro boots the blue with yellow on them with four wheels and the stopper at the front

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:51 pm  

Little Robin Redhead wrote:

One of the Guineas is dead, well nearly dead. The kids couldn't care less, the only thing that upset them was they missed out on a visit to the cinema because we were at the vets.
It better be ok, it's just cost me 50 squid in vets bills.

The suns out.

Fifty queens on vets bills for a ruddy guinea pig?

Are you mental? Rhetorical question.

Just put it in a pillow case and bang it off the wall, problem solved.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:08 pm  

Love Guinea pigs me, used to have loads.Bad memories of one incident though. Remember Mister, one of my pigs, was ill so after a night on the lash i took him out of his cage and laid on the bed with him on top of me to keep him warm (seemed a good idea at the time). Due to said condition i was in i soon fell to sleep. Woke up in the morning completely forgetting about the pig but could feel a lump beneath me.......yes it was "Mister", and he resembled a beer mat..... .... saved on vets bills though i suppose.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:14 pm  

Sharky is dead. Really this time.
Vet rang, said he was getting worse & she offered to put him to sleep. I cried when I told the kids. Older one cried, younger one asked for a buscuit. Picking him up at 3pm then going to have burial in the back garden, then when the kids are in bed Mr Baldhead can dig him back up & stick him in the wheelie bin. Is that allowed?

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:02 pm  

Told you you should have just banged it off a wall.

Off to a Big Gay Party on Sunday in Manc.

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:10 pm  

Little Robin Redhead wrote:

Sharky is dead. Really this time.
Vet rang, said he was getting worse & she offered to put him to sleep. I cried when I told the kids. Older one cried, younger one asked for a buscuit. Picking him up at 3pm then going to have burial in the back garden, then when the kids are in bed Mr Baldhead can dig him back up & stick him in the wheelie bin. Is that allowed?

Might be easier to stick it in a box, tell the kids he has to lay in mourning whilst they have had a bath or eaten an easter egg, take it out and put it in the bin, then tape the box up explain you do not want worms getting in the box if they ask why the box is taped up..hey presto! no digging later, unless you want him to dig it up later

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:03 pm  

Little Robin Redhead wrote:

Sharky is dead. Really this time.
Vet rang, said he was getting worse & she offered to put him to sleep. I cried when I told the kids. Older one cried, younger one asked for a buscuit. Picking him up at 3pm then going to have burial in the back garden, then when the kids are in bed Mr Baldhead can dig him back up & stick him in the wheelie bin. Is that allowed?

Aw bless it's still emotional isn't it why not just leave it buried

Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier : Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:33 pm  

Marfa Manu wrote:

Might be easier to stick it in a box, tell the kids he has to lay in mourning whilst they have had a bath or eaten an easter egg, take it out and put it in the bin, then tape the box up explain you do not want worms getting in the box if they ask why the box is taped up..hey presto! no digging later, unless you want him to dig it up later

Bloody hell, wish I'd have seen this first. Ah well looks like Mr BH has some digging to do, that will teach him for th Bullet Ant remark

gingerspice wrote:

Aw bless it's still emotional isn't it why not just leave it buried

We get a few Cats in the garden & next doors dog sometimes gets under the fence. The kids, ( well Jake) would be mortified if he went out saw it had been dug up.
Mind you with it been Easter I reckon I could get away with the resurrection story.