Re: Most frustrating season? : Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:22 pm  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

I disagree, we caught some poor calls off Thaler last night, notably in the two occasion he fell for Charnley wanging the ball away in the tackle and giving a penalty, but for me there were a number of reasons that we lost the game due to our own ineptitude.

1. Campese goes off, all game management goes out the window although we manage to score again and go ten points up. And this is the main reason, lack of leadership.
2. At 18-12 we had two perfect positions to go for the drop goal, one of them Kelly put in a horrible kick to Sio when he was positioned right in the pocket, the other, (which was even better) Walker gave a ludicrous forward pass to Tilse which resulted in Tierney's break leading to Gelling's try.
3. I reckon we put the ball down, or lost or just generally ballsed it up at least eleven times. That's sixty six. Count them. Sixty six extra tackles to defend, you don't win games by disrespecting possession to that degree.

Disclaimer; I got a new tablet today and it has some sort of weird predictive text shizzle on it that I haven't worked out yet so if there are, and there will be strange spellings in this and subsequent posts, that's why. Just a nod to the Grammar Nazis out there.

Is your new tablet ballsing numbers up as well? We were never leading 18-12

Re: Most frustrating season? : Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:25 pm  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

2. At 18-12 we had two perfect positions to go for the drop goal, one of them Kelly put in a horrible kick to Sio when he was positioned right in the pocket.

What are you on about?

At no point were we 18-12 up, apart from when Matty Smith was lining up a conversion to make it 18-14. No point in anyone taking a dg with a 4 point lead.

Re: Most frustrating season? : Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:08 pm  

18-8, or whatever it ruddy was.

I might having a number issue as well, I walked away thinking we'd drawn for some sodding reason, then I had a puncture and had to put on the space saver wheel thing, obviously being such a massive fanny I didn't know how to do that on new car so had to watch a few YouTube videos first and then I had to drive back to Secret Lair v.2 at fiftyfuckingmilesanhour so I didn't get in until one in the morning meaning I had to stop in Milnsbridge (which is rubbish) for a Full Turkish which turned out to be incredibly disappointing leading to me not going to bed until four and then stupidly going to the Honley show today which was absolutely not worth ten pounds of your finest English to get in and this tablet thing already has a life of it's own and does what it flecking likes so I'm not in't best of moods.

Is that okay with you two?

Just checking.

Disclaimer; This post will also contain many grammatical, mathematical and syntax errors, or anything else that any other smart booty's (and it changed that five times and five to Fife before I could write booty's and I don't think that should involve an apostrophe) may wish to point out whilst watching the tedium of Wendy ball.

Re: Most frustrating season? : Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:28 pm  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

18-8, or whatever it ruddy was.

I might having a number issue as well, I walked away thinking we'd drawn for some sodding reason, then I had a puncture and had to put on the space saver wheel thing, obviously being such a massive fanny I didn't know how to do that on new car so had to watch a few YouTube videos first and then I had to drive back to Secret Lair v.2 at fiftyfuckingmilesanhour so I didn't get in until one in the morning meaning I had to stop in Milnsbridge (which is rubbish) for a Full Turkish which turned out to be incredibly disappointing leading to me not going to bed until four and then stupidly going to the Honley show today which was absolutely not worth ten pounds of your finest English to get in and this tablet thing already has a life of it's own and does what it flecking likes so I'm not in't best of moods.

Is that okay with you two?

Just checking.

Disclaimer; This post will also contain many grammatical, mathematical and syntax errors, or anything else that any other smart booty's (and it changed that five times and five to Fife before I could write booty's and I don't think that should involve an apostrophe) may wish to point out whilst watching the tedium of Wendy ball.

This is real weird sh*t Goose. You need to compose an opera around it.

New car, new tablet, new 'hood, new(ish) * woman. All you need to do is a buy a season ticket to watch the Giants for 2017 in the Championship and you've got a proverbial five carder. Bob on, eh?

* SUBSEQUENTLY EDITED FOR ACCURACY WHERE SHOWN

Re: Most frustrating season? : Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:17 pm  

Woman is not so new, but very difficult to learn, flecking changing aarse to booty (am I that Beyonce woman? No, am aarsing not) is an abomination.

I am a cross man, regular viewers should be warned, tomorrow I have to play said women's brother at badminton tomorrow.

I am sheeitemailing (I'm trying to say very awful, but obviously this device already hates me and requires a Frisbee throw into the Huddersfield Narrow Canal) at badminton and he used to play for Yorkshire.

I hate life.

Re: Most frustrating season? : Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:47 pm  

The Hull Daily Mail is accurate with its reporting about us on about 1 in 3 occasions, the same as our win to loss ratio in recent regular season play. The rest of the time it uses waffley soundbites to create nonsense news stories for the sake of it.

On the basis of this morning's HDM article saying that Campese, Kelly and Boudebza will miss the St Helens trip, due to injuries sustained against Wigan, it is likely that all 3 could play against Saints, 1 or 2 of them could play or none could play based on HDM historical accuracy.

The season injury curse continues. Hope the academy lad, Liam, plays if Albo can't.

Re: Most frustrating season? : Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:18 pm  

Yes it has been very frustrating, I hope Campo is alright as he is a class act and it would be good for the game over here to see more of him, IMO.

Re: Most frustrating season? : Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:43 pm  

We have so many players allegedly on over 200K a year .......Campese who has played a handful of games, Kelly who has played a handful of games, Lunt who has played a handful of games, Tilse who has played many games (but has hardly made the impact that a prop forward should) and Allgood and Blair .......Out of the million pound that all of these players have cost us, Blair seems to be the only one that has given us our value for money .......The rest have spent their contract on the sidelines ......Ohh Vic, I have fallen!

Salter is apparently on less than 20 grand a year ........He has spent the majority of the season on the sideline, but, even if he were fit, he would still be on 20 grand a year and the minimum wage and is no doubt a reflection of the majority of the squad who have made way for the big earners .........Salter on less than 20 grand a year compared to Tilse on over £200 grand a year is thought provoking .......Do all of the Rovers fans think that this is good business? ......I'm intrigued to know whether or not you think that the Rovers players who are on 200 grand a year and over are worth it?

I'm sorry to say, but you have F**ked up big time, Rovers!

Re: Most frustrating season? : Tue Jun 14, 2016 4:14 am  

Our top three earners should be Campese, Kelly and Lunt, wether they deserve 200k I don't know, Tilse and Allgood will be on good money too aswell as Blair, maybe we should be looking closer to home for our recruitment in future.

Re: Most frustrating season? : Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:04 am  

I'd be amazed if any of your players were on £200k, especially tilse and allgood. I'd expect campese and kelly to be on 150k+ but no one else in that squad should be anywhere near. rovers aren't even using the maquee player rule are they and that kicks in at 175k