: Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:47 pm
[quote="Neil HFC"]Its been reported that in a recent refit of the boardroom a previously unknown draft of Hamlet has been found under the carpet, the main differences are at the start of Act 3.
To-ngan, or not to-ngan: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
to comply with overseas quota regulations
Or to take arms against a the bureaucracy of Red Hall
And by opposing end them? To die to sleep
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
of fielding the regulation number of federation trained players
Further research is pending, funded by the money left over from the Mason sponsorship auction.[/quote]
Found along side:
O Willie-o, Willie-o, wherefore art thou Willie-o?
Deny thy passport and refuse thy club;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn to Toulon's cash
And I'll no longer be a red and White scummo....