"Sir" Bradley (he already has the CBE, a knighthood in the next honours list is a dead cert) should be the guest of honour at the DW as soon as possible. Fake Wiggo sideburns to honour the great man will be a must.
Maybe we could get him to do an inspirational team talk at the GF (assuming we get there and he's available!)? Would be brilliant for our players to hear him talk about the years he's spent in road cycling working towards his goal after having won olympic and world medals and particularly about the mental toughness needed to be a winner. If that doesn't get our pyschologically fragile players in the right zone, nothing will.