Very funny : Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:35 am  

A 7yr old boy had a history of being beaten by his parents so the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy refused because his aunt beat him more than his parents. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Today in court custody was granted to Wigan Warriors as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

: Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:42 pm  

rlmao best giggle ive had today

: Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:49 pm  

Pretty sure this as already been done .....

[Jemmo]

: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:08 am  

Bartholemew Smythe wrote:

Pretty sure this as already been done .....

Yes...in 1974

: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:42 am  

And usually about the England Cricket team.

: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:13 pm  

A man walks in to a pub with a Tiger and asks the landlord ......

" Do you serve Wiganers "

Landlord replies " Yes we serve everyone "

So the man says " Well I'll have a pint of lager and he will have a Wiganer "

: Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:35 pm  

True story. I was talking to a wigan fan after the Leigh v Wigan game and he said he wasnt impressed with our new ground as "its the coldest ground Ive ever been to." It was snowing at the time! Must come from the warm side of wigan.

: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:25 pm  

Oooh.... is it the return of the Wigan joke thread (And if we've never had one, why not?)

My favourite:

Two crust munchers walking the cobbled streets of pie land and one sees something shining on the floor. Being inquisitive he picks it up and sees its a piece of mirror.
Looking in it he says "I'm sure I know that face".
Other one says "Lets have a look...... Of course you do, its me you daft bugger!"

: Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:42 pm  

Whats a circle and Wigan Rugby got in common?


Neither of them have any points.

Old uns are the best

: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:33 am  

It's been done before, but 'what the hey!':

Picture the scene:

1960's
back to back terrace rows, in a grim Northern mining town.....(W*g*n!!). Bert and Jimmy, next door neighbours are going down the yard to their adjoining outside loos, and once in and seated a conversation between the two ensues....

"Evenin' Bert!" says Jimmy " 'ows it gooin, owd lad?"
"Not bad Jemmy, 'ows thi'sen?"
"Eeh, bluddy turrible!!" says Jimmy "Way getten burgle't th'uther neet!"
"Oh, no!" says Bert "Did they gerraway wi much?"
"A couple 'o' quid of t'mancklepiece, furt t'rentmon......but that wernt worst uv it!!"
"Why?, whats 'oppened?"
"Well, it were Monday neet when it 'opponed. Mary were mekkin prater pie out ut Sunday left-ovvers, un she'd left pon simmerin' while she were knockin' up a cruss for it. She saw uz' she didn't have ony flour left, so 'ad just popped up to t'top shop furt get some, and while she were out, that must a bin when they slipped in. As well as tekkin t'money, they've only gone and shat int t'pon ont 'stove!!"
"Ee, the dirty buggers.....so what did you do?"
"Well,wad else could we do......we 'ad to chuck 'alf of it away!!!!"