: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:42 pm  

We signed a lad who isn't the best, Mathers, Mathers.
He tries to take out all the rest, Mathers, Mathers.
If he's not taking the head of Matty King,
he's tripping you up all down the wing,
but we all know that Mathers will come good

BOUNCE

Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Coz we all know that Mathers will come good

I know it's similar to the Hicks one, but try and force me to give a damn

: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:44 pm  

RAI of Sunshine wrote:

Try...

Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Because we all know that Mathhheeers will come good

I'm disappointed. Where are the swear words?

: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:45 pm  

Wire On The Telly wrote:

I'm disappointed. Where are the swear words?

I know, a family friendly song, I've let myself down.

: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:46 pm  

RAI of Sunshine wrote:

I know, a family friendly song, I've let myself down.

All those drunken 14 year olds around the barmy will be kicking you out. Or is that knocking you out? Oh i don't know.

: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:48 pm  

Wire On The Telly wrote:

All those drunken 14 year olds around the barmy will be kicking you out. Or is that knocking you out? Oh i don't know.

Apparently it'd be "banging" me out.

When arrr wurrr a lad, you could say that to a woman as a chat up line

: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:55 pm  

RAI of Sunshine wrote:

Apparently it'd be "banging" me out.

When arrr wurrr a lad, you could say that to a woman as a chat up line

Ah my days of youthfullness are long behind me. Proper good (bad) as the kids might say. I don't know what kind of women you used to speak to.

I remember when t'Lion, t'witch and t'wardrobe was a book and not a flawed franchise.

: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:38 am  

similar to the wainwright song


there's only 1 richie mathers
there's only 1 richie mathers
he used to be shi-e
but now he's alright
mathers is a f-----g superstar

[Fantastic Mr Catpiss]

: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:29 am  

Right, so who's going to be good people and edit their posts removing the swear words they've tried to squeek round the swear filter and who's going to be getting the red pen ?

: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:31 am  

Mathers oooo Mathers oooo
He used to be a pie
lettin wilkin in for a try
Mathers oooo Mathers oooo
He knocked out Matty King
but now his name we'll sing

Songs for Mathers : Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:24 am  

Nowhere man The Beatles