We signed a lad who isn't the best, Mathers, Mathers.
He tries to take out all the rest, Mathers, Mathers.
If he's not taking the head of Matty King,
he's tripping you up all down the wing,
but we all know that Mathers will come good

BOUNCE

Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Coz we all know that Mathers will come good

I know it's similar to the Hicks one, but try and force me to give a damn

I'm disappointed. Where are the swear words?

I know, a family friendly song, I've let myself down.

All those drunken 14 year olds around the barmy will be kicking you out. Or is that knocking you out? Oh i don't know.

Apparently it'd be "banging" me out.

When arrr wurrr a lad, you could say that to a woman as a chat up line

Ah my days of youthfullness are long behind me. Proper good (bad) as the kids might say. I don't know what kind of women you used to speak to.

I remember when t'Lion, t'witch and t'wardrobe was a book and not a flawed franchise.

similar to the wainwright song


there's only 1 richie mathers
there's only 1 richie mathers
he used to be shi-e
but now he's alright
mathers is a f-----g superstar

Right, so who's going to be good people and edit their posts removing the swear words they've tried to squeek round the swear filter and who's going to be getting the=red red pen ?

Mathers oooo Mathers oooo
He used to be a pie
lettin wilkin in for a try
Mathers oooo Mathers oooo
He knocked out Matty King
but now his name we'll sing

Nowhere man The Beatles

Where's 'The Hitman Norvern Soul' when you need 'im eh ?

Mine are done, can I go out and play now sir?