: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:53 pm  

What this does, is explain why for the last decade, all my ex girlfriends have called me 'donkey thumb'.

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:07 pm  

I'd hate to see the state of Cap'n Hook's penis!

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:09 pm  

Wires71 wrote:

This thumb thing, how would Jeremy Beadle (God rest his soul) have got on? Would he have used his proper hand or the little one for the measurement? Or maybe nature had it sussed and the little hand represents the flaccid state and the normal hand when he has a full blown erection?

thats something so wrong and so funny about that post

RIP Beadle

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:57 pm  

Wires71 wrote:

I find that if they wake up with it in their mouth you are already halfway there to acceptance.

Start off with this first though.

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:01 pm  

FireWire wrote:

:lol:

Start off with this first though.

Absolutely Outstanding

Suck on that

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:18 pm  

Wolfette wrote:

You should have gone into nursing...

as a male nurse i would like you to retract your sugestion!

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:20 pm  

HJ Bird wrote:

I'm soooo glad it wasn't just my warped mind that thought of Beadle, God rest him.

Great minds really do think alike.

or

fools seldom differ!

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:43 pm  

JWP wrote:

What this does, is explain why for the last decade, all my ex girlfriends have called me 'donkey thumb'.

But ya wife calls you needle dick...

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:50 pm  

the ditch wrote:

But ya wife calls you needle dick...

Harsh, but in all probability fair. JWP goes on about his knackers far too much in my opinion. There's obviously an issue lurking there.

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:02 pm  

Wires71 wrote:

Harsh, but in all probability fair. JWP goes on about his knackers far too much in my opinion. There's obviously an issue lurking there.

Mate, I just bit my fingernails, and it was like I'd had the snip.