Re: what positions are our weakest? : Thu Oct 05, 2023 1:07 pm  

I can’t think why I am reminded of the old saying “never argue with an idiot, they’ll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience”.

Re: what positions are our weakest? : Thu Oct 05, 2023 1:14 pm  

I am looking forward to King coming back. He may have a GF ring to show off and instil that "winners" mentality. Furthermore we won't look clueless near the opposition line as we can bring back the cross field kick to him.

Re: what positions are our weakest? : Thu Oct 05, 2023 1:15 pm  

ratticusfinch wrote:

Percival - wears a shellsuit, sells meat in flat roof pubs on a Friday - brittle

Ha ha ha ha

Re: what positions are our weakest? : Thu Oct 05, 2023 3:31 pm  

Wires71 wrote:

I am looking forward to King coming back. He may have a GF ring to show off and instil that "winners" mentality. Furthermore we won't look clueless near the opposition line as we can bring back the cross field kick to him.

At least if King gets a ring it will provide a new chant for the south stand. "Kingy,Kingy show us your ring " instead of "Wolfie, Wolfie show us your hacienda " .

Re: what positions are our weakest? : Thu Oct 05, 2023 3:34 pm  

I'm beginning to think that maybe the first name on the club shopping list should be an army drill sergeant to give a rocket to a few under performing individuals.

Re: what positions are our weakest? : Thu Oct 05, 2023 4:07 pm  

ratticusfinch wrote:

Welsby - deformed and rubbish
Makinson - dirty, should have much longer bans than he gets
Percival - wears a shellsuit, sells meat in flat roof pubs on a Friday - brittle
Hurrell - fat turnstile
Bennison - woeful
Ritson - Championship material
Lomax - past it
Dodd - most overrated player in SL
Roby - see Lomax
Walmsley - see Lomax/Roby
Lees - can't tackle with his arms - should be permanently banned
Matautia - by association (familial) is declared rubbish
Sironen - not bad I suppose
Knowles - overrated and permanently offside.
LMS - odious creature
Hopoate - makes Ronnie Kettlewell look fast
Mbye - a player we'd have signed in the early 2000s - dreadful

We can all do this Saddened

Cracking stuff, RF

Others have mentioned a coach, but they've missed out the gift that kept on giving, 4 years ago.....


Chairman, crybaby and letter writing fool, Eamonn McManus. Albino fool

Re: what positions are our weakest? : Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:20 pm  

ratticusfinch wrote:

Welsby - deformed and rubbish
Makinson - dirty, should have much longer bans than he gets
Percival - wears a shellsuit, sells meat in flat roof pubs on a Friday - brittle

Surely that should be brikkle?

Re: what positions are our weakest? : Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:22 pm  

lefty goldblatt wrote:

Cracking stuff, RF

Others have mentioned a coach, but they've missed out the gift that kept on giving, 4 years ago.....


Chairman, crybaby and letter writing fool, Eamonn McManus. Albino fool

Good post Leftie, but you spelled tool incorrectly.

Re: what positions are our weakest? : Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:59 pm  

Captain, let's give the job to a player that can act like one.

Re: what positions are our weakest? : Thu Oct 05, 2023 6:12 pm  

MorePlaymakersNeeded wrote:

Captain, let's give the job to a player that can act like one.

Agree. But not sure I see a true leader in that group. Who would you choose