: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:54 am  

Wolfette wrote:

Yes that was her...she gets everywhere..

Those rumours are unfounded.

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:54 am  

HJ Bird wrote:

Because I'd get the sack, they frown on stuff like that here.

And yes sir, t'was me indeed. Well spotted, eagle eyes!

You should have gone into nursing...

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:55 am  

Wolfette wrote:

Yes that was her...she gets everywhere..

No doubt helped by her twin sister who stands at the back of the South stand. I don't care what people say, it WAS her

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:55 am  

Ian [77] wrote:

That penis thing is true

Kind regards

Ian [Kenny Everett Hands] 77

I heard those massive foam fingers were originally cast from you.

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:02 pm  

My wife sucks her thumb, I think it's a childhood thing missing her dummy etc. She's not keen on sucking things that are three times bigger.

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:03 pm  

HJ Bird wrote:

Because I'd get the sack, they frown on stuff like that here.

And yes sir, t'was me indeed. Well spotted, eagle eyes!

Unfortunate choice of words...

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:05 pm  

JWP wrote:

My wife sucks her thumb, I think it's a childhood thing missing her dummy etc. She's not keen on sucking things that are three times bigger.

Unlucky lad

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:34 pm  

This thumb thing, how would Jeremy Beadle (God rest his soul) have got on? Would he have used his proper hand or the little one for the measurement? Or maybe nature had it sussed and the little hand represents the flaccid state and the normal hand when he has a full blown erection?

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:34 pm  

JWP wrote:

My wife sucks her thumb, I think it's a childhood thing missing her dummy etc. She's not keen on sucking things that are three times bigger.

I find that if they wake up with it in their mouth you are already halfway there to acceptance.

: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:45 pm  

Wires71 wrote:

This thumb thing, how would Jeremy Beadle (God rest his soul) have got on? Would he have used his proper hand or the little one for the measurement? Or maybe nature had it sussed and the little hand represents the flaccid state and the normal hand when he has a full blown erection?

I'm soooo glad it wasn't just my warped mind that thought of Beadle, God rest him.

Great minds really do think alike.