Re: Rumours : Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:25 pm  

sally cinnamon wrote:

How rubbish are these rumours, fans of other clubs must be laughing at us if they come on here and see the quality of our rumours.

Even flying biscuit's rumour, which he dismissed for sure as soon as he heard the name, has made the thread. At least rubber duckie believes his own rumours.

That's like the subtle difference between bullshat and manure.

Re: Rumours : Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:58 pm  

sally cinnamon wrote:

How rubbish are these rumours, fans of other clubs must be laughing at us if they come on here and see the quality of our rumours.

Even flying biscuit's rumour, which he dismissed for sure as soon as he heard the name, has made the thread. At least rubber duckie believes his own rumours.

A lot of the rumours on here turn out correct though. Sandow not coming back for one.

Anyway I could not care less what fans of other clubs think. Surprised you do.

Re: Rumours : Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:12 am  

sally cinnamon wrote:

How rubbish are these rumours, fans of other clubs must be laughing at us if they come on here and see the quality of our rumours.

Even flying biscuit's rumour, which he dismissed for sure as soon as he heard the name, has made the thread. At least rubber duckie believes his own rumours.

See that's just because I'm a novice at the rumour spreading lark. If I was a pro I'd release it in parts.
Start off with "heard a rumour bout a player wanting to leave . Will become clear in a week or so"

Second post would go" all I can say is its a supposed big name and he can play centre "

People will put two and two together and ask me "is it Atkins "
Ill be all coy giving cryptic answers like " we are rumoured to be in For Evalds and player x isn't happy "

Rhys Evans leaves the club and people ridicule me for starting an "Atkins wants out " rumour.

I'll just say "I told you it was a centre I just didn't name names "

And my rumour career remains intact. ..

Re: Rumours : Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:02 am  

the flying biscuit wrote:

See that's just because I'm a novice at the rumour spreading lark. If I was a pro I'd release it in parts.
Start off with "heard a rumour bout a player wanting to leave . Will become clear in a week or so"

Second post would go" all I can say is its a supposed big name and he can play centre "

People will put two and two together and ask me "is it Atkins "
Ill be all coy giving cryptic answers like " we are rumoured to be in For Evalds and player x isn't happy "

Rhys Evans leaves the club and people ridicule me for starting an "Atkins wants out " rumour.

I'll just say "I told you it was a centre I just didn't name names "

And my rumour career remains intact. ..

HMM that sounds familiar lmao.

Re: Rumours : Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:34 am  

Bring back Rubber Duckie, at least he's amusing!

Re: Rumours : Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:42 am  

the flying biscuit wrote:

See that's just because I'm a novice at the rumour spreading lark. If I was a pro I'd release it in parts.
Start off with "heard a rumour bout a player wanting to leave . Will become clear in a week or so"

Second post would go" all I can say is its a supposed big name and he can play centre "

People will put two and two together and ask me "is it Atkins "
Ill be all coy giving cryptic answers like " we are rumoured to be in For Evalds and player x isn't happy "

Rhys Evans leaves the club and people ridicule me for starting an "Atkins wants out " rumour.

I'll just say "I told you it was a centre I just didn't name names "

And my rumour career remains intact. ..

like a pro

Re: Rumours : Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:17 pm  

Wires71 wrote:

A lot of the rumours on here turn out correct though. Sandow not coming back for one.

Well even a broken clock is right twice a day.

It's like those economists that have correctly predicted 5 out of the last 2 recessions.

Re: Rumours : Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:37 pm  

sally cinnamon wrote:

Well even a broken clock is right twice a day.

It's like those economists that have correctly predicted 5 out of the last 2 recessions.

Not if your using a 24 hour clock it's not.

Re: Rumours : Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:41 pm  

wiremadmike wrote:

Dec Patton to Salford on 4 year deal.Doesnt want to go but pixxed off wth Our Leader

Hmm, really?

Lui > Patton.

Re: Rumours : Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:11 am  

sally cinnamon wrote:

Well even a broken clock is right twice a day.

It's like those economists that have correctly predicted 5 out of the last 2 recessions.

Great quote Sal, nearly chocked on my coffee....... Economists .... specialists in guesswork and hindsight .... bit like our recruitment team without the hindsight bit