: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:18 pm  

A man went to the doctor one day and said: "I've just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt." So the doctor said: "You've broken your finger."

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:22 pm  

zandor46 wrote:

A man went to the doctor one day and said: "I've just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt." So the doctor said: "You've broken your finger."

YOU SHOULD BE ON STAGE

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:23 pm  

salford city reds rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach shaune mcrae immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line. Practice was resumed after mcrae decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:24 pm  

[quote="zandor46"]salford city reds rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach shaune mcrae immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line. Practice was resumed after mcrae decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.[/quote
QUALITY

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:55 pm  

Whats up nobody got any jokes

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:03 pm  

I have been living next door to an out of work exorcist. Things are getting tougher for him, his house was repossessed last week.

I am so very sorry for this joke!!!!

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:11 pm  

not bad 4/10

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:13 pm  

was sacked from my job at the wines and spirits section at asda today. A polish came in and asked me to recommend a good port, I said ''Dover, now f--k off!!''

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:15 pm  

A couple of lads were caught by a copper climbing over the fence at the last Reds game.He made them go back in until the end of the match.

: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:16 pm  

just came out of chippy eating fish and chips, tramp sat outside says "I aint had owt to eat for 3 days" I said "I wish I had ur f------g will power"