: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:00 pm
Once i was sat in a park on a bench when i was attacked by three squirrels carrying bazoooka's they fired large nuts at me and they bloody hurt the leader squirrel then told me that if i didnt leave the park they would unleash there squirrel army. i made a run for it. i told the local park attendent what had happened and he just didnt believe me said i was on drugs. but he wouldnt believe me because he was a pheasant.