Please ignore our lucid friend. Unfortunately, some of the small minority of idiots that used to attend at the Willows have found their way to the new ground...
Good john wilky last looked out
on the pitch at salford.
when the snow lay round about
deep and crisp and even
brightly played the lads that night
though the frost was cruelllll
when poor swinton scored a try
we had 94urrrrrrrrrr