: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:08 pm  

Pretty Boy wrote:

we tried using it as a way of getting women.Saying we had a fight to see who was hardest and call it a draw.Unfortunatly the women saw through our drunken states and decided a night with either me or Neil would be a bad thing.

I'm sure we'll come up with a better plan for next time. Are you off back to the hospital with your eye at all? You could try nicking some crutches!

: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:18 pm  

Pretty Boy wrote:

we tried using it as a way of getting women.Saying we had a fight to see who was hardest and call it a draw.Unfortunatly the women saw through our drunken states and decided a night with either me or Neil would be a bad thing.

can't remember you using that one on Friday night, was this in Bondi

: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:24 pm  

Bonzo wrote:

I'm sure we'll come up with a better plan for next time. Are you off back to the hospital with your eye at all? You could try nicking some crutches!

Better still i could get some bandages put one round my crotch and ask girls to kiss it better.

or

the best chat up line in Bondi is

You're ugly but you intrigue me

: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:25 pm  

picasso1 wrote:

can't remember you using that one on Friday night, was this in Bondi

thats because we didn't use it on you

: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:32 pm  

Pretty Boy wrote:

Better still i could get some bandages put one round my crotch and ask girls to kiss it better.

or

the best chat up line in Bondi is

You're ugly but you intrigue me

That lass in pink wasn't ugly!

: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:34 pm  

Bonzo wrote:

That lass in pink wasn't ugly!

i think that lass was scared of the bulge that appeared in your pants everytime you looked at her

: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:45 pm  

Pretty Boy wrote:

i think that lass was scared of the bulge that appeared in your pants everytime you looked at her

Then I went to the upstairs bar and saw that barmaid I had to take a step back from the bar.

: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:48 pm  

Pretty Boy wrote:

Better still i could get some bandages put one round my crotch and ask girls to kiss it better.

or

the best chat up line in Bondi is

You're ugly but you intrigue me

Quality made me chuckle

: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:55 pm  

pmsl

: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:56 pm  

Bonzo wrote:

:lol:

Then I went to the upstairs bar and saw that barmaid I had to take a step back from the bar.

you were just on heat on Friday