O/T - Something to lighten the mood : Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:06 pm  

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:06 pm  

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:27 pm  

Mosh pit.

Well concealed tazer.

Hours of endless entertainment.

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:32 pm  

Did you know that if you say the word gullible slowly, it sounds just like green eggs.

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:18 pm  

[quote="Brew"]Did you know that if you say the word gullible slowly, it sounds just like green eggs.[

Not on here too Brew.

: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:21 pm  

Forever Blue and white wrote:

Not on here too Brew.

It got quite a good reaction on Facebook

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:53 pm  

littlerich wrote:

Mosh pit.

Well concealed tazer.

Hours of endless entertainment.

I've been to those gigs as well!

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:14 pm  

Brew wrote:

Did you know that if you say the word gullible slowly, it sounds just like green eggs.

I like this!...well done Brew...made me laugh!!!

: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:04 pm  

Tortured Soul wrote:

I've been to those gigs as well!

And a tazer is nothing in comparison!

: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:46 am  

Teacher asks her class if anyone knows a story from the bible.

Little Johnny raises his hand and says "Yes miss , i can tell you about David and Goliath ",

"Ok, carry on Johnny" says the teacher

"Well, to cut a long story short David killed Goliath , and then he got on his motorbike and ****ed off" said Johnny,

The teacher says "You're right to an extent , David did kill Goliath , but back then they never had motorbikes"

"Yes they did , and i can prove it" replies Johnny ,

Then he opens up his bible turns to page 354 and says "It says in here that when David killed Goliath all you could hear was the roar from his triumph!"