: Sun May 24, 2009 10:48 pm  

Yob wrote:

How long did it take to come up with?

I wish I'd thought of it

I don't know what you mean? Surely these are obvious areas, ripe for expansion. I know that Twatt, on the Isle of Shetland has no Sky dishes. This little hamlet, along with the other areas which will make up "Genitals" is the only place(s) not conquered by Murdoch. Once this is acheived, they're going to remove his head for cryogenics. In 2120 they will unfreeze him and he will continue his World domination. Harlequins will still be around of course - plodding along - although they will be known as West Ham.

: Sun May 24, 2009 11:04 pm  

littlerich wrote:

I don't know what you mean? Surely these are obvious areas, ripe for expansion. I know that Twatt, on the Isle of Shetland has no Sky dishes. This little hamlet, along with the other areas which will make up "Genitals" is the only place(s) not conquered by Murdoch. Once this is acheived, they're going to remove his head for cryogenics. In 2120 they will unfreeze him and he will continue his World domination. Harlequins will still be around of course - plodding along - although they will be known as West Ham.

It's odd that you should suggest that Murdoch's head be preserved in ice. It's well known that when kept in ice, it can kill off some of the brain cells.

That's why, around 10 years ago, they preserved Nigel Woods in lard!

: Mon May 25, 2009 12:27 am  

littlerich wrote:

Actually, they're going to merge many Scottish/NE places to form one super club: GENITALS RLFC.

Glasgow, Edinburgh, Newcastle, Inverness, Twatt, Aberdeen, Lothian and Stirlingshire.

Up the Genitals !!!!

What a load of bo****ks!

: Mon May 25, 2009 10:39 am  

littlerich wrote:

I know that Twatt, on the Isle of Shetland

I actually know a family from Breibister on mainland Shetland whose surname is Twatt.

: Mon May 25, 2009 11:29 pm  

Tortured Soul wrote:

I actually know a family from Breibister on mainland Shetland whose surname is Twatt.

So all the family are Twatts then ?

: Tue May 26, 2009 8:13 am  

marillion man wrote:

So all the family are Twatts then ?

A set of them!

: Tue May 26, 2009 9:22 pm  

Yob wrote:

A set of them!

Indeed. They've decided not to extend their family and to stop having children so now they are complete Twatts.

: Tue May 26, 2009 10:20 pm  

littlerich wrote:

Indeed. They've decided not to extend their family and to stop having children so now they are complete Twatts.

If they like kids then they should have more, silly Twatts.

: Tue May 26, 2009 10:50 pm  

Mick Nanyn has joined Leigh Centurions on loan from Quins.

: Tue May 26, 2009 10:53 pm  

ShayFax wrote:

Mick Nanyn has joined Leigh Centurions on loan from Quins.

The relevance of this post on a thread about TWATTS is ?