WIZEB wrote:
Listened to SId for years.
Mental, but some great one-liners that had us p!ssing way back in the 80's when we were lads.
'Ya cud fit them in a gnat's eye (180).
'Ya cud sum that up in two words....World class darts'.
aye, the guy was a poet
"Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow."
"When Lowe gets back to Clay Cross there'll be a reception like Ayatollah Khomeini had hit town"
"That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble."
"This lad has more checkouts than Tescos."
"William Tell could take an apple off your head, Taylor could take out a processed pea."
"Taylor could land a Boeing 747 on a kayak."
"Jocky Wilson, all the psychology of a claymore."
"Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is a strong pull on a soda siphon."
et al
RIP kidda