Shamelessly lifted from facebook:
I can't help but feel Frankie Cocozza's done it all the wrong way round...
This might help, son
1. Possess the ability to sing and therefore obtain a record deal
2. Promotion, Promotion, Promotion
3. Turn-up at high-calibre celebrity events and smile for the cameras
4. Become increasingly addicted to Bottled Beers & Jack Daniels Chasers
5. Carry out a 360-date World Tour
6. Employ the services of a 'runner' to locate & source drugs in order to stop you feeling so tired & drained
6. Your day doesn't begin without several lines of coke and a bottle of Jägermeister
7. After years of upholding your clean-cut image - the media manage to get hold of information about your sordid drug abuse and alcoholism
You didn't even get to the final stages of a family-based karaoke competition, lad.