: Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:23 pm  

Pemps wrote:

Bernie Clifton made a career out of it.

and Rod Hull....but he had his arm shoved up his Emu somehow

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:31 pm  

How about a song for Sunday the Spitting Image Chicken Song: All Together Now

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes la la la la la la....

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:00 pm  

ray13 wrote: How about a song for Sunday the Spitting Image Chicken Song: All Together Now Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes la la la la la la.... You mean this one................ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA CLASSIC!!!!

ray13 wrote: How about a song for Sunday the Spitting Image Chicken Song: All Together Now Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes la la la la la la.... You mean this one................ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA CLASSIC!!!!

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:00 pm  

Here are some I thought might 'crack' you up!

Q. Who is the best egg Chef?
A. Egg-On Ronay!

Q. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
A. Because it wanted to lay it on the line!

Q. Who wore the first shell suit?
A. Humpty Dumpty!

Q. What time do hens get up?
A. The quack of dawn!

Q. How do eggs sell newspapers?
A. Eggstra, Eggstra, Read All About It!

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:02 pm  

Look what Nobles done ?

We are all talking about omelettes and eggs now.

And we aren't making sense either !

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:03 pm  

Pemps wrote:

You never seen Animal Farm?

No............is it like Emmerdale Farm ?

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:13 pm  

Brian Noble wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to seperate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall!

: Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:51 pm  

twosevenzero wrote: He's a Saints fan, and it was an ostrich not a chicken, get your facts right, you could lose the poor fellow bookings, who wants to see a man riding a chicken, ridiculous, now an ostrich, thats another matter, I'd pay good money for that ............ Yes, I agree we need more ostrich. http://www.eurogamer.net/videos/red-fac ... ich-hammer

twosevenzero wrote: He's a Saints fan, and it was an ostrich not a chicken, get your facts right, you could lose the poor fellow bookings, who wants to see a man riding a chicken, ridiculous, now an ostrich, thats another matter, I'd pay good money for that ............ Yes, I agree we need more ostrich. http://www.eurogamer.net/videos/red-fac ... ich-hammer