Nobby : Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:47 am  

Quote from the BBC site after Crusaders got beaten

"I confess to being absolutely seething," Noble said after the game. "I'm as cross as a cross man in a cross shop.

He's cross then!

Re: Nobby : Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:53 pm  

Re: Nobby : Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:47 pm  

He might be nailed to a cross when the RFL get hold of him

[Hillsborough Lad]

Re: Nobby : Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:50 pm  

I like hot cross buns.

Re: Nobby : Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:57 pm  

Pour boiling water into a burrow (not Rob Burrow, obviously) and you'll get plenty.

Re: Nobby : Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:02 pm  

tim2 wrote:

He might be nailed to a cross when the RFL get hold of him

(The Life of) Brian plus crucifixtion.

I think I feel a song coming on

Re: Nobby : Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:11 pm  

Ban him from Super League, ban the Cheating Crusaders as well while theyre at it.

Re: Nobby : Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:36 pm  

NISUS WETTUS: Next. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #1: Yes.
NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #2: Yes.
NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
MR. CHEEKY: Ah, no. Freedom.
JAILER: Hmm?
NISUS: What?
MR. CHEEKY: Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere.
NISUS: Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then.
MR. CHEEKY: Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.
NISUS: Oh, ho ho.
MR. CHEEKY: Heh heh heh hehh.
NISUS: I see. Uh, very good. Very good. Well, out of the door. One--
MR. CHEEKY: Yeah. I know the way. Out of the door.
NISUS: Line on--
MR. CHEEKY: One cross each. Line on the left.
NISUS: Line on the left.
MR. CHEEKY: Heh heh.
NISUS: Yes. Thank you. Crucifixion?
PRISONER #4: Yes.
NISUS: Good.

Makes me laugh every time

Re: Nobby : Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:43 pm  

What did the Romans ever do for us?

The Aquaduct?



Brilliant stuff!

Re: Nobby : Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:36 am  

"If you wanna' join US then you have to REALLY HATE the Romans!"

"I do hate them!"

"Oh yeah? How much?"

"......erm.....a lot?"

........"alright your in"

Quality