Re: Squad size : Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:02 pm  

You're a very angry man Keith, I can certainly see that.

And "Keith" has and always will be a rubbish name. Dave, or Geoff, or even scrapping the barrel, with one syllable names Gaz are all better.

So, what's your beef Keith?

Do you have a mind

Like a discarded

Leaf

Keith?

Do you stalk these

Boards

Like an impotent Chief

Keith?

Or are you just

As one suspects

A massive gormclops,

Keith...

Re: Squad size : Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:12 pm  

Reminiscent of "Cliff" by Rik in The Young Ones.

I hope you're satisfied Thatcher.

Re: Squad size : Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:56 pm  

She took my milk.

Re: Squad size : Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:42 pm  

That's 3 of us up for post crepuscular elimination by firing squad now, Goose. Me, Barham and Gormclops Keith. I think you ought to add Stan to the list for comparing your literary fayre to Thatcher too.

I accept that forum standards need to be maintained, so any systematic forum member purging should begin in advance of your elevation to Moderator.

Re: Squad size : Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:29 am  

The fact that Ken sio has come out and said he wants to play full back tells us that the players are not impressed with Dixon at full back if kieran was making a decent fist of it our best winger wouldn't have to change positions, nobody was happier than me when KD was handed the no1 shirt last season i thought his skill and pace would crucify teams what i didn't account for is he can't catch or pass. He has scored some very good tries on the wing for us Salford at home he was horrible at full back got moved out to the wing and scored a great try, and his scoring record for London on the wing was prolific so I can see the reason in him being given a wing spot

Re: Squad size : Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:35 am  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

She took my milk.

AND every other child who was at school at the time I was lucky I was at school long before she became a MP so i got my milk

Re: Squad size : Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:31 pm  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

You're a very angry man Keith, I can certainly see that.

And "Keith" has and always will be a rubbish name. Dave, or Geoff, or even scrapping the barrel, with one syllable names Gaz are all better.

So, what's your beef Keith?

Do you have a mind

Like a discarded

Leaf

Keith?

Do you stalk these

Boards

Like an impotent Chief

Keith?

Or are you just

As one suspects

A massive gormclops,

Keith...

Cannot resist getting personal then. You do seem to overreact.

Re: Squad size : Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:50 pm  

Calm down lads, I thought I was on our board for a min lol,

Re: Squad size : Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:00 pm  

Keiththered wrote:

Cannot resist getting personal then. You do seem to overreact.

Didn't you like your poem, Keith?

Re: Squad size : Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:45 pm  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

Didn't you like your poem, Keith?

Your ode
made Keith
explode