Up the Cream steal the show with 50 shades of sh*te
It may have been a 50-0 loss, but Hull KR were after all Wembley record breakers; suffering a record Challenge Cup final defeat and a record margin of defeat. Every cloud.
It’s common knowledge that Hull KR fans never ever bag their players. They never leave early either. Hahaha.
Wembley, Wembley, you’re the rubbish Kingston Rovers and you were nilled at Wembley.
Rumours are circulating that Shaun Lunt ripped his contract up after Hull KR failed to deliver their promise of major final success. You’d think a 30 year baron run would be enough to convince him not to sign in the first place.
Giraffes don’t make good pets, and they certainly don’t make good selections, isn’t that right Dane?
Hull KR fielded just three loanees in London, a small cry from the seven fielded against Halifax. Cheating sods.
Nil Hughell is said to be offering a new promotion scheme on let down claims, call 50-0-50-0 for more info.
Jeremy Kyle’s lie detector results are in after Grughell’s 30k bandwagon failed to deliver, instead resulting in a mass exodus after Briscoe’s fifth try.
When the Red Red Robin scores noth noth nothing at all..
Hull Kingston Chockers. Scott Taylor’s ‘Sssssshhhhhhhhh’ message went vital on social media.
Hull KR’s 10-5 bar has been abruptly altered to 10×5. We think it sounds much better.
The Wembley team coach has been understood to have gotten Rovers’ first points of the weekend, after receiving a fine for breaking the 50mph speed limit on the way home.
MISSING: ALBERT KELLY. Last seen in Kevin Sinfield’s back pocket.
It seems Adam Walker wasn’t happy with Humberside Police’s post Wembley hide and seek offer. We’ll count from one to fifty they said..
The Utterly Buttery butter brand is said to be sponsoring Kieran Dixon next year after the fullbacks Wembley nightmare.
It is also rumoured Kieran dropped his losers medal too.
Tackle Bag Tuesday! Rovers are said to be taking new measures to ensure Super League survival.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, you went to Wembley, and got fifty past you!
After scrapping with themselves on the biggest stage, Rovers really reinstated their scum of rugby league tag.
Hull’s latest bar 50-0 on Preston Road has been criticised after a big build up that didn’t deliver on any level.
Hull residents are said to be livid at a celebration party for a club finishing tenth and receiving a record final defeat. ‘They haven’t won anything in 30 years’, one elderly gent pointed out.
Hull KR journo Gareth Westy was fuming after his 100% final record was broken. Maybe he should have stuck to covering West Hull after all.
Breaking News: Hull KR will represent Great Britain at the next Eurovison, featuring ‘A Little Respect’, bookies are quoting 1/10 for nil pois.
The RFL has called out for closer contests for future Cup finals, it seems Rovers being out the game at twenty past three was a little too far.
Rovers are looking to reinstate Greg ‘Billy Slater’ Eden after Dixon’s latest horror show.
‘We get beat but we won’t get nilled’, the cockerel hasn’t been heard since.
East Hull’s accused are rumoured to be hiring Kieran Dixon as the court judge after rumours he drops all the charges.
We may have loved him for eighty minutes, but Tom Briscoe is still a lying judas meff. Leeds is not a suburb of Sydney.
BREAKING: All Hull KR’s 2016 matches will be shown on Comedy Central.
30k to 15k to 7.k. If Carlsberg did numbers…
Josh Mantellato is said to be furious after his Wembley kicking practise came to no avail. Should have gone to the half way line.
Hull KR players realising their 40/20 wasn’t actually a 40/20 was magical. Bless um.
Virgin boys flag outside the KC looks a little silly now, doesn’t it hahaha.
An open top bus company was left with a late cancellation last night. We’ve no idea why.
‘You’ve never won at Wembley’. Three times. Bog off.
Rovers fans scuffling on the tube. Sore losers.
Hull KR’s bandwagon is to dramatically reduce over the next seven days as they prepare for yet more mediocre championship opposition.
The old West Hull wifi tweet was doing the rounds last night. Bless um. It’s never been gone!
Chris Chester has announced Hull KR are going to Hawaii 50 for pre-season.
Is has announced that Conference North Side North Ferriby took more fans to Wembley last season. Where’s your 30k?
Dear Hull KR, we have found Terry Campese, he was at the Old Folks home back in Australia. Cheers now, Canberra Raiders.
The bridges on the River Hull will be lifted once the 7.5k exodus has returned home safely. The Lord Major wants nothing to do with um.
Kieran Dixon’s teammates say their firmly behind the troubled fullback, just in case he drops it again.
It has been revealed that Hull KR will star in next weeks series of Pointless.
Acklams have complained about serious amounts of window kicking on their coaches after their 50mph journey home. Reports say they reached East Hull at 50 minutes to 00:00.
Oh when the inbred Dobin goes sob sob sobin along…
For sale on Gumtree: One brand new kicking tee. Never been used. If interested contact Josh Mantellato. On 01482 50-0-50-0
Hull KR fans were left stranded for three hours after leaving Wembley on the fifty minute mark. Ouch.
Ryan Hall sitting Albert Kelly down. Comedy gold.
Hull Kingston Rovers.
