Re: Starting 17 vs Warrington : Sat Feb 13, 2016 7:19 pm  

I expect us to play like Joan Collins tomorrow.I'm hearing Greenwood has pulled out after failing his head test.

Re: Starting 17 vs Warrington : Sat Feb 13, 2016 7:43 pm  

That's bad news about Greenwood. Bare Bones Mk2 springs to mind behind Huddersfield.

Anyway back to real first team matters. My hernia is giving me gyp today, so best put the Empire State Building on alert in case I fail the last minute creaking bones test. A 30 minute blast of Teddy's Groove and a bacon butty should see me OK though.

Re: Starting 17 vs Warrington : Sat Feb 13, 2016 7:59 pm  

Good lad Picky that's the spirit.

Re: Starting 17 vs Warrington : Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:00 pm  

I've failed my headtest so thankfully am fit to play

Re: Starting 17 vs Warrington : Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:23 pm  

Pickering Red wrote:

That's bad news about Greenwood. Bare Bones Mk2 springs to mind behind Huddersfield.

Anyway back to real first team matters. My hernia is giving me gyp today, so best put the Empire State Building on alert in case I fail the last minute creaking bones test. A 30 minute blast of Teddy's Groove and a bacon butty should see me OK though.

I don't expect to make the 17 stan has it in for me I expect to be sent out on dual reg soon

Re: Starting 17 vs Warrington : Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:07 pm  

Jake the Peg wrote:

I've failed my headtest so thankfully am fit to play

Sounds a little bit auto-erotic for my liking.

Re: Starting 17 vs Warrington : Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:09 pm  

fun time frankie wrote:

I don't expect to make the 17 stan has it in for me I expect to be sent out on dual reg soon

Hang in there pal, its a long season and I expect to get the boot shortly so the next gaffer might take a shine.

Re: Starting 17 vs Warrington : Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:35 pm  

Squad nutritionist recommends we each eat 2 portions of baked beans and 2 portions of mushy peas before tomorrow's game. Guaranteed to blow the opposition away apparently.

Re: Starting 17 vs Warrington : Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:30 pm  

Get out.

Are we allowed to drink the night before a game?

Re: Starting 17 vs Warrington : Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:38 pm  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

Get out.

Are we allowed to drink the night before a game?

Hell yes ( he said after a half bottle of Jack with honey has been consumed). I expect the entire squad to be oiled by midnight, then we can go home Bowden-style.