Re: Last game of the season : Tue Sep 22, 2015 11:45 am  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

Pickering Red talks balls, I was unfortunately tempted into his manor recently and cost me a kings ransom to stay in a shed.

Bourgeois doesn't go far enough.

Goose. You are quite correct. I do talk balls.

Kings ransom for a wooden shed in beautiful Cropton Forest you say. If you will insist on windows, running water and an inside loo, what do you expect? I bet they gave you soft toilet tissue with added Aloe Vera as well. Try wiping your arris with the Malton and Pickering Mercury like the rest of my fellow gentry up here! Guaranteed you'll have a Baboons bum in 7 days or your money back.

Re: Last game of the season : Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:01 pm  

It was there indeed

Ms. Terrorista v.2 has had an obsession about living in a shed for a while, I tried to kill it off by taking her there.

It has sadly backfired, she loves them even more now.

I even went in the human soup machine.

Awful, absolutely awful.

Re: Last game of the season : Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:22 pm  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote: It was there indeed Ms. Terrorista v.2 has had an obsession about living in a shed for a while, I tried to kill it off by taking her there. It has sadly backfired, she loves them even more now. I even went in the human soup machine. Awful, absolutely awful. I will never be able to sing "oh come all ye faithful" ever again without thinking of you in that shed-based jacuzzi. For a post season experience of a lifetime following in Goose's webbed footsteps, please click: http://www.forestholidays.co.uk/locatio ... y-holidays

Sandro II Terrorista wrote: It was there indeed Ms. Terrorista v.2 has had an obsession about living in a shed for a while, I tried to kill it off by taking her there. It has sadly backfired, she loves them even more now. I even went in the human soup machine. Awful, absolutely awful. I will never be able to sing "oh come all ye faithful" ever again without thinking of you in that shed-based jacuzzi. For a post season experience of a lifetime following in Goose's webbed footsteps, please click: http://www.forestholidays.co.uk/locatio ... y-holidays