Re: Neil Hudgell on twitter : Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:54 pm
Who are you?Where have you come from?
I like you so far, by the way, not that that means anything, if it did, it's probably a bad thing.
Introduce yourself.
Do you like Afro Beat?
Do you drive a silly car?
Are you a Burgess's ice cream kind of person or a retro Fab lolly?
Do you sport a mullet?
Do you have tiny snake like hips that enable you to wear a Versace type cut or are you more Germanic and therefore favour a Hugo Boss, or the ultimate, a balance and so, a Paul Smith.
Do you know your keg from your cask?
Your Ginetta from your Jenson?
Your aqualine from your acquiescence?
These are all things we are required to assess.
I most humbly await your reply, although it is no businesses of mine.