Re: Widnes H : Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:34 pm  

SirStan wrote:

He hates Neil Hudgell, that’s his only point, always.

I suspect he went into hospital with a pepper pot wedged up his Iestyn and the removal went wrong. The subsequent compo claim was unfounded and he’s aiming his wrath at his legal team. He now sneezes every time he farts.

Just a guess...

A friend of mine used to work in A&E, one day a vicar came in with a potato stuck up his Iestyn. The marvellously convoluted reason he gave as to how this had happened was that he was putting some curtains up in the kitchen whilst naked and slipped off his ladder landing on the kitchen table at just the right angle for the aforementioned potato to become lodged in his rectum.

True story.

Re: Widnes H : Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:51 pm  

Sounds like a choir boys dad getting revenge.

Re: Widnes H : Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:47 pm  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

A friend of mine used to work in A&E, one day a vicar came in with a potato stuck up his Iestyn. The marvellously convoluted reason he gave as to how this had happened was that he was putting some curtains up in the kitchen whilst naked and slipped off his ladder landing on the kitchen table at just the right angle for the aforementioned potato to become lodged in his rectum.

True story.

Sounds plausible, we’ve all been there.

Re: Widnes H : Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:52 pm  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

A friend of mine used to work in A&E, one day a vicar came in with a potato stuck up his Iestyn. The marvellously convoluted reason he gave as to how this had happened was that he was putting some curtains up in the kitchen whilst naked and slipped off his ladder landing on the kitchen table at just the right angle for the aforementioned potato to become lodged in his rectum.

True story.

Sounds like that time craig flayed his member when he inadvertently fell over whilst hoovering the house naked

Re: Widnes H : Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:36 pm  

Enduring image