Bet Crocker and Hame have shredded their passports and visa applications. Why would anyone want to join our joke of a club? Stay in Auz lads, you'll win nowt with that clown as a coach and those players around you.
All existing and generally known ways to immortality can be divided into four catagories.
The way of the Fakir.
The way of the Monk.
The way of the Yogi.
The most honourable being 'The way of the FC'