No amount of inverted commas can change the fact it is just a pre-season warm up. As long as neither side gets metaphorically kerb-stomped, which tbh does nobody any good in this situation, and there are no major injuries everybody wins.
I hope those going enjoy the game and that it whets the appetite for the games that matter.
Where did those average age figures come from? If they're mean averages they both sound unlikely. Disco and Scruton must drag our average up.