The Cooke Report wrote:
Pretty hot in London today. Great little ground whilst strange with the buildings all around. Very clinical display by Rovers. Should have been 80 points. Any team not putting 40+ scores on London shouldn’t be in SL.
You should go on the stage with material like this. Honestly, you'll have them rolling in the aisles at the Bradford Alhambra!!
I can see you now; third on the bill to Marie Lloyd and Coco the clown, a star-filled career ahead of you.
Have a quiet word with your teacher when you return to school next week after the half-term break, I'm sure they will be able to arrange work experience for you. It'll get you out of your bedroom and allow you to meet like-minded people, maybe even find some new friends to go with your imaginary ones!!