Meeting of the North Stand People's Front : Sun Oct 01, 2023 3:24 pm
Egy: We're gettin' in through the underground heating system and up into the Rollin Shack. Having grabbed Bathy, we inform Carter and Minards that he is in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions?Pimpy: What exactly are the demands?
Egy: We're giving them two days to sign the entire NRL winning side, rebuild the old south and west stands and make season tickets £5 and if they don't agree immediately, we execute him.
Pimpy: Cut his head off?
Popcake: What? They'll never agree to that, egy.
Egy: They've bled us red, white and blue. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
Pimpy: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
Egy: And what have they ever given us in return?!
POPCAKE: The floodlights?
Egy: What?
Popcake: The floodlights
Egy: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us those. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
Pimpy: And the new pitch.
Popcake: Oh, yeah, the floodlights, Egy. Remember what the lights used to be like?
Egy: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the floodlights and the pitch are two things that carter and minards have done.
Pimpy: And the East Stand.
Egy: Well, yeah. Obviously the East Stand I mean, the East Stand goes without saying? But apart from the floodlights, the pitch, and the East Stand--
Ex players dad: new roof on the Rollin Shack.
Person that doesn't go to games: new car park.
All: Huh? Heh? Huh...
Lives in Aus: North Stand
All: Ohh...
Egy: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
Popcake: saved the club from bankruptcy.
keyboard warrior: Top 5 finishes.
Pimpy: And we own the ground again, Egy.
Popcake: Yeah, and they certainly know how to balance the books.
Egy: All right, but apart from the floodlights, the pitch, the East Stand, new roof on the Rolin Shack, new car park, the North Stand, saved the club from bankruptcy, top 5 finishes and balanced the books, what have Carter and Minards ever done for us?
Popcake: Brought us a new owner and a future.
Egy: Oh. New owner? Shut up