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: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:52 pm  
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance" says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push" he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not. It is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says the wife. "Cant you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing" replied the drunk.

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: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:03 pm  
guess who wrote:
Well are you?


No.
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: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:05 pm  
What did hitler say to his tank commanders before heading off into battle?
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: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:14 pm  
I am laughing so much I'll have to tell myself the punchline.....


Get in the tanks.
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: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:23 pm  
I've got one,































Steve Mcnamara. :lol: :lol:
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: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:24 pm  
Oranges are u taking the pith 8)
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: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:25 pm  
A lemon says to an orange we need to talk come here and citrus elf down :cry:
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: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:06 pm  
Not strictly a joke but an observation that I found "funny".

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £21.40. :DRUNK:

I bet your financial advisor kept that to him/herself.
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: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:24 pm  
West indian in court for thumping his neighbor over the wall.

Judge says did you strike this man in defence.

West indian bloke says no I hit him in de face he fell over de fence :shock:
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