: Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:41 pm  

Trouble in lapland they tried to get rid of Santa but its ok he has a claus in his contract.

: Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:10 pm  

Bloke goes into sex shop looking for inflatable doll, there are none on display he asks bloke the price he says boxed £60.

Couple of days later he goes in and some are blown up, he sees the price of £70 he asks bloke why the difference he is told its inflation mate.

: Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:25 am  

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!

: Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:45 am  

edited: bad taste

: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:01 pm  

Apparently the muslim places of worship are under threat from a new breed of devouring insect called a mosque eato

: Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:10 pm  

edited: bad taste

: Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:33 pm  

My mate has decided to go to the capital of iceland to sort out the bank disaster I am worried it will depress him so much I said, It will wreck u vic

: Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:49 pm  

edited: bad taste

: Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:14 pm  

A man 'phones work to tell his boss that he is sick.

How sick are you? asked the boss.

"Well", replied the man, "I'm sha99ing my grandma"

: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:17 am  

Full back is that a confession