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LFC end of season dinner
MENUStarter : Sour Grapes
Main Course : Plaice (probably fith possibly sixth)
Pudding : A selection from Kuyt, Ngog, Lucas, Dossena or Degan
Drinks will be available but theres strictly no doubles or treblesand definatly no Carling Premier. There will be a selection of wines available served by some fat spanish bloke with a dodgy beard.
Please note that dress code is strictly "late 80's".
All drinks will be served in plastic glasses as cups are not on the agenda again this season
Enter tainment on the night will be provided by Rafa Benitez who will be doing his party trick of making £200m disappear in to thin air with nothing to show for it