Catalancs wrote:
Three Mancs and three Scousers are travelling by train to a football match in London. At the station, the three Scousers each buy a ticket and watch as the three Mancs buy just one ticket between them.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Scousers. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Mancs.
They all board the train. The Scousers take their respective seats but all three Mancs cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Scousers are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Mancs on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip...To their astonishment, the Mancs don't buy a ticket at all !!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Scouser.
"Watch and learn..." says one Manc.
When they board the train the three Scousers cram into a toilet and soon after the three Mancs pile into another nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Mancs leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Scousers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please.."
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Scousers. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Mancs.
They all board the train. The Scousers take their respective seats but all three Mancs cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Scousers are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Mancs on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip...To their astonishment, the Mancs don't buy a ticket at all !!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Scouser.
"Watch and learn..." says one Manc.
When they board the train the three Scousers cram into a toilet and soon after the three Mancs pile into another nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Mancs leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Scousers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please.."