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Re: Football Chat Thread : Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:27 pm  
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Thats the thing. If you remove sex as a barrier to sport once, you have to do it twice. It would kill the female version of the game. They can't have it both ways.

There will eventually as you mention be a freak female footballer who could easily play professionally in the man's game and deserve it. Like you say, what happens then? I can imagine the world falling off it's axis.


Imagine if such a thing happened in athletics, say.

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Re: Football Chat Thread : Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:31 pm  
It'll be interesting to see what Sky do. Rodney Marsh was sacked by them for making a tasteless joke about Newcastle United and the tsunami, rather than slagging off a match official.

I suspect that there will be some double standards, Keys and Gray will apologise on air and in person, and they will be able to carry on farting around with squares of astroturf, shouting MNF and fiddling with a glorified air hockey table.
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Re: Football Chat Thread : Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:35 pm  
Chelsea seem to be cruising against Bolton, seems they're out of that bad spell of form and could put alot of good performances and posistive results behind them now.
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Re: Football Chat Thread : Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:15 pm  
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Imagine if such a thing happened in athletics, say.

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Are you being deliberately thick or have you some sort of perverted stereotype you feel needs promoting?

Either way, you are a very stupid and shallow boy. Go to bed
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Re: Football Chat Thread : Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:49 am  
Lighten up you old fart.
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Re: Football Chat Thread : Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:12 am  
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But the fact is, Keys and Gray probably spend half their time talking smack about everyone in the game off mic. On camera they'll say neutral things about a player because Sky would fire them if they started offending players en masse, but off camera they'll be wondering how the player has managed to steal a living.


You're probably right, which is all the more reason why they should never be seen and heard on television again. That pair have been stealing a living for many years, especially Keys, who has never contributed anything useful to the game as far as I am aware.

Imagine if the assistant with the flag had been an Asian man and they'd come out with a load of crap about Asians not understanding football, should stick to cricket or hockey etc.? They'd already be out of a job by now, and I don't really see any difference with slagging off Sian Massey. She must be bloody good to get on the Premiership list at the age of 25. She will have refereed semi-pro non-league matches for several seasons, been marked by club officials at every match, been assessed regularly by retired former top level referees, and will have achieved significantly higher marks and assessments than her peers at each level as she makes her way up the ladder, as well as running the line at Football League level; she hasn't just been thrown into the Premiership at random because someone thinks we should have a few female officals.

Most of all it was the sheer arrogance and lack of humour in Keys' voice that sickened me. He's always irritated me and I regard him as pretty much unemployable after that. What a creep.
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Re: Football Chat Thread : Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:00 am  
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Most of all it was the sheer arrogance and lack of humour in Keys' voice that sickened me. He's always irritated me and I regard him as pretty much unemployable after that. What a creep.


His daughter's fit though :lol:
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Re: Football Chat Thread : Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:52 am  
Never seen this Brady woman til this morning, she's quite fit actually. Hope that's acceptable to say ;)
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Re: Football Chat Thread : Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:13 am  
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well it's the same as Gordon Brown and 'that bigoted woman' or whatever he called her
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I still reckon the biggest bollock dropped was by the dear old Phil the Greek aka the Duke of Edinburgh when,on a state visit to China remarked that the chinese had 'slit eyes' or something like that which prompted the headline in The Sun the next day - 'The Great Wally of China'
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Re: Football Chat Thread : Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:46 am  
There right, as a control measure I asked my mam, wife and daughter to explain the offside rule to me and they couldn't, proof beyond all reasonable doubt that womens brains are not complex enough to understand the finer points in life. :wink:















































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