Feel free to enlighten us

This could be an ' interesting ' thread

A dog muck remover!

dog loo

The other half......costs too much.

I use it

The Sky remote because its glued to the wifes hand all night.

Amen.

What theres a bloke that doesnt hog the SKY remote?

How about, Ice Cream Makers, Doughnut Makers, Popcorn Makers, Smoothie Makers, best one my Favourite, Nut Crackers

My missus has got a gadget in her knicker draw that she claims she doesn't use. I am sceptical, as she won't throw it away and I work away a lot.

Sat Nav! Got a brand new sat nav and NEVER used it! Dont see the need whatsoever in spending £100's on them. £3 A-Z and youre laughing!

the dog loo? too much info

we do have a dog in our house of the furry kind

Mine has saved many a domestic though Jimmy as my wife has map dyslexia

Given that women in general can't read maps do you mean she gets it right because of her dyslexia?

Juicers, too many oranges needed to make one glass!

she only has MAP dyslexia (she has A levels in Eng Lit and Lan

) she could write a book about a journey but couldn't get anyone there.

The dog is quite clever , but not quite that clever

This is where I was going when I said it could be an interesting thread

You save a hundred with the a- z , but lose thousands as you run into the car in front of you because your looking at the map

yeah but yours is that old Steve it shows Coaching Inns and when driving along Motorways tells you to get out of the field.

I want one of the sat Navs that ' shouts ' at you when you go the wrong way,



" turn f cooking round you idiot "

, I purposely put the wrong address in to annoy it

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I don't need one, I walk my dog past Fred Parky's house every night, he's well trained is Burt the Beast!