O/T bedroom confessional : Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:36 pm  

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.

Before we met, I was a hooker for eight years.

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few
tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Dewsbury. . ..

: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:30 am  

thats so old, id be embaressed to put it on here if i was you.....

: Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:51 am  

Ha ha leythers always living 20 years in the past. Are you all still on dial up in leigh?

: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:15 am  

-VIKINGMAN- wrote:

Ha ha leythers always living 20 years in the past. Are you all still on dial up in leigh?

thats rich coming from someone who lives in a town where you have set your watch back 25 years when entering.

: Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:16 am  

it's only just reached Devon. And if I was embarrased so easily I'd not be a Leigh fan.

: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:10 pm  

leythdave wrote:

thats so old, id be embaressed to put it on here if i was you.....

To be fair, his username does credit the date and source of the joke.