Re: Squad for Saints : Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:39 am
morrisseyisawire wrote:
Oh nonsense no-one listens to them anyway. We need a complete revamp. In the studio:
Nigella Lawson
Darcey Bussel
Lucy Alexander
Jo Blythe
Fill them with Prosecco half an hour before broadcast and let the fun begin.
Pitchside - Gemma Atkinson. In lycra. Lots of shots of her running up and down the touchline like a heaven sent Robbie Hunter Paul.
Commentators - Shirley Bassey and Kathryn Jenkins. Ditto Prosecco and wait for the comments about squirrel tackles. In gaps in play we can have a sing song (with subtitles so fans can join in).
Nigella Lawson
Darcey Bussel
Lucy Alexander
Jo Blythe
Fill them with Prosecco half an hour before broadcast and let the fun begin.
Pitchside - Gemma Atkinson. In lycra. Lots of shots of her running up and down the touchline like a heaven sent Robbie Hunter Paul.
Commentators - Shirley Bassey and Kathryn Jenkins. Ditto Prosecco and wait for the comments about squirrel tackles. In gaps in play we can have a sing song (with subtitles so fans can join in).
Don't let the ladies mix their prosecco with your Harvey's Bristol, miaw, it won't end well