Half time entertainment : Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:11 pm  

Is it me or is it really lacking lately on the entertainment.
Whatever happened to wireball fireball, noww that was entertaining.

: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:20 pm  

I have an idea.....

We (the club) buy a paddling pool the size of the centre circle from the scouse reserves, fill it with baby oil and then invite all dancers, models, open minded (attractive) women to wear as little as possible, jump in there and just go with it!

in fact this is such a good idea i am copyrighting it right know!

The club may see a loss in half time food purchased but I reckon the attendance will rise which given our current form is no mean feat.

I know, I am very bored...

: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:29 pm  

i mean Ray Quinn had abit of a sing song at the Hj until the south standers booed him

: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:31 pm  

[quote="Purplehaze"]I have an idea.....

We (the club) buy a paddling pool the size of the centre circle from the scouse reserves,

[b]Why would the scouse reserves have a paddling pool for sale? [/b

The pre match entertainment this week was like the worst of Britans got talent!!!

: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:31 pm  

I'll get seamus and the other lads from the Huntsman to come over.

As long as the black stuff is flowing freely they will have the place rockin the irish jig

: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:51 pm  

Warrington Wolf wrote:

Purplehaze wrote:

I have an idea.....

We (the club) buy a paddling pool the size of the centre circle from the scouse reserves,

[b]Why would the scouse reserves have a paddling pool for sale? [/b

The pre match entertainment this week was like the worst of Britans got talent!!!

I meant one that will cover the green circle left in the pitch by said scouse reserves. As the idea flowed i rushed to type it out before it was gone forever.

I'll email the club too i think, could be a goer.

: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:25 pm  

Id like a pie and gun for half-time entertainment

: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:32 pm  

Well I've ventured into the South stand once or twice this season. It was appaling there were no proper seats for us old men, none of the officials could direct me to first class & the half time entertainment was a man poking the pitch with a fork. We were forced to stand next to ginger children.

: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:35 pm  

Steve51 wrote:

Well I've ventured into the South stand once or twice this season. It was appaling there were no proper seats for us old men, none of the officials could direct me to first class & the half time entertainment was a man poking the pitch with a fork. We were forced to stand next to ginger children.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:57 am  

no one should ever have to be put in that position where Ginger kids are next to you.

the stewards need to move the ginger kids into a "Ginger Zone"

Steve, you need to speak to Bernie Lenihan and let him know what has been happening