: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:00 pm  

JWP wrote:

I'm not sure that she'd know, unless, she saw the cut up pieces of yellow pages in his undies that you'd hurled into the air as the snake was let out of the cage.

That's how I got caught anyhow.

Now I am disappointed you wear undies at the game. I thought you were more of a lothario than that.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:29 pm  

Wires71 wrote:

Now I am disappointed you wear undies at the game. I thought you were more of a lothario than that.

Goodness gracious, of course I wear underpants to the game. Heaven forbid Warrington score a decent try, I jump up & down, you've got half a pound of your butchers finest bumping around.

As I've also advised you previously, you can be anywhere, and I mean anywhere and a 'voluntary' can strike. You get a lob on that you don't want, you've got to act fast, any form of underwear gives you something to play with (ahem.), get it tucked in, and off you go, they are none the wiser. If you've got shorts on, there's still a Toblerone shape lurking, that extra layer helps.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:33 pm  

JWP wrote:

Goodness gracious, of course I wear underpants to the game. Heaven forbid Warrington score a decent try, I jump up & down, you've got half a pound of your butchers finest bumping around.

As I've also advised you previously, you can be anywhere, and I mean anywhere and a 'voluntary' can strike. You get a lob on that you don't want, you've got to act fast, any form of underwear gives you something to play with (ahem.), get it tucked in, and off you go, they are none the wiser. If you've got shorts on, there's still a Toblerone shape lurking, that extra layer helps.

As previously stated, never waste good wood.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:41 pm  

getdownmonkeyman wrote:

As previously stated, never waste good wood.

Mate, I thank you for the advice.

From now on, every time I can feel the babys arm coming up, I've made a pact with myself that I'm going to do something constructive with it.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:51 pm  

JWP wrote:

Mate, I thank you for the advice.

From now on, every time I can feel the babys arm coming up, I've made a pact with myself that I'm going to do something constructive with it.

Jesus Christ. Thank God Penny's not playing.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:00 pm  

JWP wrote:

Mate, I thank you for the advice.

From now on, every time I can feel the babys arm coming up, I've made a pact with myself that I'm going to do something constructive with it.

Are you talking about your own or the guy's who is pressing behind you in the South again?

[Fantastic Mr Catpiss]

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:53 pm  

[quote="Wires71"]Are you talking about your own or the guy's who is pressing behind you in the South again?[/quote

fun size mars bar-tastic.

: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:00 pm  

Great site lads.