: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:27 am  

serge le forge wrote:

To the magic hat tune

Huddersfield had Riley
Rovers have Cockayne
You might think their mental
but Mathers is insane

Sometimes he gets Yellow
And sometimes he sees Red
If you try and step him
He'll stiff arm your head

Here's the winner RAI of sunshine

: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:50 am  

one for gleeson
martin gleesons' tragic
he no longer wears a hat
he gone and signed for wigan
what a silly very good but do' not bypass swear filter , Wolfette

: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:33 pm  

richie mathers magic
he wears a magic hat
and now he's joined the wire
his wallets really fat
etc

: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:13 pm  

UMPAH LUMPAH DOOPTY DOO I'VE GOT A HEAD HIGH TACKLE FOR YOU

AND REPEAT TEN TIMES EVERY TIME HE TAKES SOMEONES HEAD OFF

: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:38 pm  

RAI of Sunshine wrote:

Ooooooooohhh

Richie Mather's magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Wires
It was sign or he'd be...
He's not a dirty player
He'll set our team alight
He can take out other players
And we couldn't give a...

Might be a tad better

You could use sacked on the end?

: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:55 pm  

Dico wrote:

You could use sacked on the end?

Good point

: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:19 pm  

He wears the number thirty
Mathers Mathers
Sometimes he can be dirty
Mathers Mathers
We got the lad from the pies
Give him the ball and he'll score tries
Richie Mathers
Warrington's full back

Bounce: na na na na na na

: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:34 pm  

to the tune of
Nothing Else Matters Metallica

Lived close, he came by car
from the pies, he did depart
to the ground were they always fart
oh Richie mathers

Never cautioned for affray
but matt king thinks differently
headhunting is the way he plays
oh richie mathers

Trust i seek and i find in you
under smith you're no longer poo
and cheaper than a kangaroo
oh richie mathers

We never cared for gleeson wage
and the sulky way he played
he betrayed

Tony Smith is a superstar
Straight away in the wires heart
Stuart Readon Au revoir
We got Richie Mathers

: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:34 pm  

Wire_Yed_79 wrote:

to the tune of
Nothing Else Matters Metallica

Lived close, he came by car
from the pies, he did depart
to the ground were they always fart
oh Richie mathers

Never cautioned for affray
but matt king thinks differently
headhunting is the way he plays
oh richie mathers

Trust i seek and i find in you
under smith you're no longer poo
and cheaper than a kangaroo
oh richie mathers

We never cared for gleeson wage
and the sulky way he played
he betrayed

Tony Smith is a superstar
Straight away in the wires heart
Stuart Readon Au revoir
We got Richie Mathers

That's BRILLIANT
Somehow dont think it'd catch on mind

: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:36 pm  

Wire_Yed_79 wrote:

to the tune of
Nothing Else Matters Metallica

Lived close, he came by car
from the pies, he did depart
to the ground were they always fart
oh Richie mathers

Never cautioned for affray
but matt king thinks differently
headhunting is the way he plays
oh richie mathers

Trust i seek and i find in you
under smith you're no longer poo
and cheaper than a kangaroo
oh richie mathers

We never cared for gleeson wage
and the sulky way he played
he betrayed

Tony Smith is a superstar
Straight away in the wires heart
Stuart Readon Au revoir
We got Richie Mathers

Its a pity none of us know the tune