Re: All Warrington and Wigan pre match stuff here please : Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:08 pm  

king warrior wrote:

He would eat the ball the fat git

I used live in Brighouse, and the local chippy used to do this folded kebab thing. It was mint, all day drinking session followed by said item.

It was a twelve inch pizza base, full of doner meat, hot chilli sauce, and salad. Had about 3000 calories in it before they added the cheese! They baked it in a pizza oven (one of them coveyor belt thigs), and it would come out looking like a rugby ball.



Happy days.

Where does dave live?

Re: All Warrington and Wigan pre match stuff here please : Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:12 pm  

calzone that mate as you say they are lovely after a good drinking session.

Might get one on Saturday probs need it.

Re: All Warrington and Wigan pre match stuff here please : Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:15 pm  

Wire_85 wrote:

Who knows

Bet you woudn't call him a fatty to his face.

You would end up breaking the Wigan World record for legging it back to Bank Quay station.

Well he does have form for throwing his weight around at people half his size. Which is coincidentally, most people.

Re: All Warrington and Wigan pre match stuff here please : Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:19 pm  

Wire_85 wrote:

calzone

Pfffff that's just a pizza folded in half. This thing was an ovoidal heart attack!

Re: All Warrington and Wigan pre match stuff here please : Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:24 pm  

Large Calzone is well enough for me and I like my food.

God knows how you ate something bigger then that.

Re: All Warrington and Wigan pre match stuff here please : Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:27 pm  

Wire_85 wrote:

Large Calzone is well enough for me and I like my food.

God knows how you ate something bigger then that.

I am Solomona.

To be honest used to wake up to find I'd slept in a puddle of most of it.

Re: All Warrington and Wigan pre match stuff here please : Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:29 pm  

Re: All Warrington and Wigan pre match stuff here please : Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:19 am  

Wire_85 wrote:

Who knows

Bet you woudn't call him a fatty to his face.

You would end up breaking the Wigan World record for legging it back to Bank Quay station.

He'd have to catch me first

Re: All Warrington and Wigan pre match stuff here please : Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:21 am  

Wire_85 wrote:

Large Calzone is well enough for me and I like my food.

God knows how you ate something bigger then that.

Sickest thing i've seen is one of my mates do 9 9' pizzas after a shed load of ale

If you like food watch man v food on sky channel 249 best show ever

Re: All Warrington and Wigan pre match stuff here please : Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:39 am  

king warrior wrote:

He would eat the ball the fat git

It's a cunning plan to out bounce the springy Wigan props. When big Dave hits the deck he can spring 20 foot in the air taking both tacklers with him before playing the ball.