Pleased to report that my "skullduggery" mission was accomplished with ease as we might be doing some work with a company from the aptly named Skull House Lane in Wigan. so a link to them and whomever snaffled the last Ginger Nut from the office biscuit supply meant that I didn't have to resort to Leonard Sachs at the Leeds City Variety mode...
Contrafibularities on the other hand might be more difficult to weave in leaving everyone in work pericombobulated