: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:02 pm  

Take an extra large glass of water. Ask him to place hands on a table with their palm facing downwards. Put a glass on the top of one hand and ask him whether it hurts or not. If he say 'No', then ask him to put one hand on top of the other and then you put the glass on top of it.

: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:05 am  

Ian [77] wrote:

Set fire to his hair. That'll learn him.

Hes not got enough hair...

: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:05 am  

Some great ideas thanks everyone, I can't wait for tomorrow now...revenge is sweet..

: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:18 am  

Put a bucket of water atop his office door so when he walks in it will fall on him.

Put a telescope on his desk, that has shoe polish smeared over the eye piece.

: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:31 am  

Im glad I dont work with any of you pranksters ........ I would be a nervous wreck tomorrow!

I feel sorry for the lad in Wolfette's office!

COME ON YOU WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:00 am  

Fill his room with blocks of clear jelly so they won't be able to get in even though the coast looks clear.

If that doesn't work kill his wife

: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:05 am  

It isn't office based, but it is brilliant. Get all the little bits of paper from hole punches and I mean lots. Put all of it in the vents in his car, the are directly below his windscreen and waiti for him to turn his air con on.

: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:06 am  

getdownmonkeyman wrote:

It isn't office based, but it is brilliant. Get all the little bits of paper from hole punches and I mean lots. Put all of it in the vents in his car, the are directly below his windscreen and waiti for him to turn his air con on.

So much better if it they are soaked in water first

: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:23 am  

getdownmonkeyman wrote:

It isn't office based, but it is brilliant. Get all the little bits of paper from hole punches and I mean lots. Put all of it in the vents in his car, the are directly below his windscreen and waiti for him to turn his air con on.

Thats one I have up my sleeve....

In fact I know its a day early but perfect opportunity...he is leaving his car here at lunch and borrowing someone elses car, as he is expecting Kwik Fit to come and change some tyres....

: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:31 am  

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