Isn't the Gleeson to wigan thread an april fools joke?

Make him sit through wires v york on sat afternoon....




he will hand his notice in the week later...

had to make sure tho, before i start messing about with peoples p.c's at work on wednesday

Beat him senseless with a baseball bat.

Used to get the fella in work with that one until the whinging tit rang IT the one day.

Some people just can't take a joke can they.

Hee hee. Subtle!

Print my 'North, South East and West' post off, photo-copy it and stick them on all his personal items like his drink, pens, computer screen ect

He's become Mr Topsy Turvy in no time

You're all rage and doom and gloom lately, you.

Daft ones that I like to use, to spice up an average day.

1. Water Cool Roulette. Pierce a cup with a pin, place the cup back, maybe second cup so it doesn't look suss', wait for people to get a drink, see it spilling all over the shoes, etc. You do secretly dung yourself though, hoping it's not a boss.

2. Depends how big your office is, I used to work in a big office, if we had folk in fixing printers and stuff, put on a scouse accent, call yourself Graham. Tell whoever answers the phone that your calling from KWI Printers, you've got an operative Kenny in our office, could you grab a quick word with him, you get two laughs :

a. Watching your colleague go and ask 'Kenny' if it's him.

b. The bloke fuming, when he gets to the phone, you've hung up and he thinks someones playing silly beggers.

I've got lots, all very juvenile, as you'd expect from me. As i'm writing this, i'm now understanding how inevitable it was that I'd be made redundant.

and for all of you who wanted to see what JWP looks like

Calm down dear it was a joke. I really must use smileys!

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