: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:05 pm
Daft ones that I like to use, to spice up an average day.
1. Water Cool Roulette. Pierce a cup with a pin, place the cup back, maybe second cup so it doesn't look suss', wait for people to get a drink, see it spilling all over the shoes, etc. You do secretly dung yourself though, hoping it's not a boss.
2. Depends how big your office is, I used to work in a big office, if we had folk in fixing printers and stuff, put on a scouse accent, call yourself Graham. Tell whoever answers the phone that your calling from KWI Printers, you've got an operative Kenny in our office, could you grab a quick word with him, you get two laughs :
a. Watching your colleague go and ask 'Kenny' if it's him.
b. The bloke fuming, when he gets to the phone, you've hung up and he thinks someones playing silly beggers.
I've got lots, all very juvenile, as you'd expect from me. As i'm writing this, i'm now understanding how inevitable it was that I'd be made redundant.
