: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:47 pm
Best one if you have time. 'Print screen' his desktop and put it as the background, then hide the tab bar at bottom of screen and put all the icons in the recycle bin (can get them later). Or alternatively you might be able to disable them by right clicking on background. will try to click on the icons but wont be able to as he is clicking on the background.
Or/as well
Swap his Keyboard from Qwerty to the 'Dvorak' layout
Glue his pens to the lids, or just paint nail varnish onto the tips so they don't work.
Can also change the mouse so its left handed (left clicks are now done with right click and so on). Or if its one with a infared light, tape over the bottom.
Leave a message on his that says that a “Mr. Lyon” called (or Mr. Behr), and wants to be called back. Then list the phone number of the local zoo. #
Few off top of head