"Stunning" 3D
"Unexpected items in the bagging area"
Car parks that have enough disabled spaces for the northern hemisphere
Women comedians. They Just ain't funny
Realising that people from Warrington sound like Kerry Katona
Poor spelling or punctuation
Old people who shop in Supermarkets at the Weekend. You've got all bloody week!!
Sitting in a queue on the M6 (To/from work) and not hearing one sodding traffic report explaining the reasons
Whilst I'm on radio traffic reports, adverts for 18 hours before the actual TRAFFIC REPORT.
Charity bags. I emptied my poop drawer last weekend and have now caused a space the size of Russia to be uninhabitable for the next 300 million years. Give or take.
People who go for a run with their dogs attatched via a complicated series of harnesses and leashes
Exectives wearing hard hats (TV reports etc). They never seem to fit and It just looks wrong.
Grammar schools
Staffies